just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I fill condoms, not promises.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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