this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
only if we run a train.
done.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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