i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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