Banned from zoo.
Again?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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