Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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