actually, I'm a sock model
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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