i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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