even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
