these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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