He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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