remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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