then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
