Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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