saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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