Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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