Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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