as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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