i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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