question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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