Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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