I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize
