Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
