Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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