you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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