I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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