All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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