I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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