You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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