And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
