I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
this is an emotional support booty call
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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