try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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