My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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