maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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