I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
And then my night got REAL pukey
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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