Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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