I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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