Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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