he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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