She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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