just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
so much tequila, so little girl.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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