margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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