I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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