why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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