so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Did I show you my penis last night?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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