M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I would ride that face into the sunset
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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