I'm drive I can fine osifer
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
