i don't plan on having that self control this summer
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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