we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
do nipples grow back?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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