it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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