She's the barista slut.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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