This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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