so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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