It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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