i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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