How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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